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This page is a sanitized version of the Officially Officious S.P.U.T.U.M. Websites at our
Own Domains, SPUTUM.COM and Cabal.net
If you are one of the following:
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Merehume
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Glorp
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Pink
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Warez d00d
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Spam King, Queen, Duke, or Baron
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MMF Spewmeister
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AOLer
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Hyoomin
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Exoteric Religious Zealot
...then you are urged to run away
screaming NOW.
Good. Now that
The
Pinks
are gone,
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And visited the Credit where credit is due
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