Ever heard the story of the guy who was so dumb, he got run over by a parked bus? Well, he and all his inbred relatives are probably hanging out on soc.singles.

  And I'm getting them archived, right here, in all their retarded, pathetic glory.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
People like this, do much to help the cause of apathy and bad samaritanism.

The Chaim Bianco No Lo Comprendo Award
Starting with and dedicated to the guy who refined poor reading comprehension to an art form. And all those reading comprehension deficient fools who follow in his path.

I'm a Lady Killer, Baybee
Misogynists. Or, agents of Valerie Solanas, sent forth to make the men's rights movement look bad.

Man Haters
Agents of Valerie Solanas, acting overtly.

Fat Bashers
This is the life of pimple faced prepubscents who have no life.

May You Be Buried Way, Way Above Ground...
...I wouldn't even wish maggots the misfortune of stumbling upon the corpses of these rotten bastards.

Miscellaneous Morons
Uncategorized. Ranging from your garden variety 'tards, to some of the most creatively and adorably stupid folks you'll ever wish you never met.

There will come more categories and more entries, as time permits. There simply isn't enough time or hard drive space at this web hosting provider, for even a team of people to catch all the stupidity that floods soc.singles.
  Stay tuned!